Monday, August 22, 2011

Merchandise: Companion Cube Soap


Available from Etsy for US$23.00
 
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice." Imagine, if you will, a companion cube so sweet it cleans you in the shower. A silent companion cube, gentle and square. Behold! The companion cube soap. This parody is more than 9 ounces in size and smells of Mountain Dew. 

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